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What does a zombie plumber say?

Draaaaaaaains.

What does a zombie civil engineer build?

Laaaaaaaaaanes.

What does a zombie aviator fly?

Plaaaaaaaaanes.

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All posts must be jokes of that basic form - the question only. The answer cannot be given until it's obvious nobody is ever going to get it, but if someone guesses it, it can be verified.

Obviously there's only a finite number of these jokes. Use your own judgement on what falls within reasonable bounds. The bounds can be stretched a bit if it's funny, and don't yell at someone if they unwittingly repeat one.

zorbathut is the maintainer - blame him for this. Also see yarrrrrrr.

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